#WHY DID YOU DO THAT

[garianna]

alright here's my pitch ok:

rory sucks

more specifically rory is a 45 year old mechanical worker brooklyn flirt with no sense of personal space

gary is shy but not immune

aunt arctic is going to blow rory up with her mind

[mala-santa-radfem]

i swear to god little girls are the funniest humans on earth. my goddaughter came to my grandma all excited and told her "close your eyes!!" and when she did my goddaughter just walked away without saying anything??? it was so absurd i started laughing so hard

[lumeha]

New reason unlocked for being pissed that Jeralt decided to just burn stuff down instead of, idk, talking to Rhea (ok I know why he didn't do that) or realising his kid was similar to his wife (??? there's NO way Sitri had a heartbeat she is literally Powered By A Crest Stone ??? Jeralt ???)

or

idk

leave in the middle of the night WITHOUT burning shit down actually

[somekidnamedkai]

Idia: *sees me simping for every housewarden except him*

Idia: See, that will just not happen. *invades my dreams*

[aredpenny]

@ whichever writer(s) wrote the ending of arcane s2e6: where are you right now i just wanna talk

[head---ache]

i wasnt prepared for arcane to get THIS fucking crazy

[djarinvettel]

i somehow don’t even feel happy for oscar and i’ve wanted this since for so long

[sparingiscaring]

anyways show of hands who takes Edward's fun little Quirks (the speed, the strength, the unused to casual movement thing, the Voice Pitching) as him being experimented on in his Orphanage Background?

Cause. I 100% think That Man had a whole lotta weird stuff happen to him there, and the only way I can reconcile with. Any of that. Is by shaking my fist at the Orphanage and blaming it.

[sleepytownez]

how come Sampo can be mysterious but the silliest at the same time??? Who were you talking to?? The Tavern? I know it relates to worship of the Aeon who has the rick roll in one of the lore books?

why is your name apparently enough to be significant to them if you told them something? or WHATEVER

...

WHY DID YOU BREAK THE FOURTH WALL?

[allgremlinart]

every time I remember the skinny live action Sofia Falcone a part of me dies

[buckyofficailbarnes]

Cup

I’m scared

[originalaccountname]

hm. saw an analysis post that straight-up uses my screenshots and arguments in barely different words down to some lines being the almost exact same. OP has added additional arguments of (I assume) their own in the middle, but. uhm.

[voxmortuus]

I'm Sorry

So I had all my drafts... and Tumblr for whatever reason had deleted all of the ones that I hadn't started... I have ONE requested fanfic that I started that it didn't delete... it even deleted my OC pieces that were not requests... I have one draft that Tumblr didn't delete. It even deleted my inbox and yet tells me I have five. I check on my phone, I have nothing... I am sorry followers! I AM SO SORRY! This is actually not the first time Tumblr has done this to me. Tumblr has me to the point of wanting to just quit... I'm so frustrated with this, and I am deeply sorry! I am going to finish the one fanfic they decided to save and not delete. I'm sorry. -sighs angerly and disappointed with Tumblr for the now third time they've done this to me-

[etteraths]

[finrays]

The stupid names they give to foods in Forbidden West is my Roman Empire. I hear the word "wheatslice," I just start fucking foaming at the mouth and become possessed by the incredible urge to kill.

[rainbowangel110]

Just sent a complete stranger a song from my playlist willy nilly someone hit me with a shovel Lethal Company style